Introducing BIG ASS MATCHES: Because Little Matches are for Little Fires.
Tired of those puny matches that fizzle out before they get from the box to the tinder? Say hello to BIG ASS MATCHES, the matchsticks that could guide a rescue helicopter to your camp during a midnight storm. These oversized sticks of fiery fury are built for anything—be it a camping trip, a backyard bonfire, or the zombie apocalypse.
BIG ASS MATCHES are waterproof, windproof, and will even relight after being dunked in water—so go ahead, throw them in the pool or use them to light your campfire during a monsoon. With a burn time of 30 seconds for the 4” and 45 seconds for the 6”, they’re like mini torches that refuse to quit.
Perfect for signal flares, impromptu pyrotechnic shows, or just impressing your friends, BIG ASS MATCHES are literally the biggest matches in the world. They’re not just big; they’re a statement. Because if you’re going to light something up, why not do it with a BIG ASS MATCH?
